先看一则长篇老笑话：政府向左，我向右。相信很多人都该看过了。
《孔子》这部电影，就非常不幸的政府被向左，然后结局自然是被民众向右了。当半个月前，光腚总急要求2D版《阿凡提》为《孔子》让路那天开始，我就很期待着这个结果。对这个结果，我除了说一句“活该”之外，并无更多话语。我没看过《孔子》，所以无法写出如厮的五毛神作。我只是觉得，《孔子》宣传的时候，选错了竞争对象……一部讲述历史人物，而且是毫无八卦潜力的历史人物的电影，凭什么去跟一部筹备了十年，投资三亿美元，目标定位在改写电影发展史的电影去比较。虽然村上春树说他永远站在鸡蛋这边，但是站在臭鸡蛋这一侧，除了有同情心外，更要捂住鼻子的。
动用光腚总急来对抗《阿凡提》更是有趣。的确，天朝这两年电影业很火，很热闹。不过我一直觉得，目前支撑电影票房的，心甘情愿掏腰包进电影院的人，只是生活在一二线城市中的人。他们中的一小撮是那些能够拍出《网瘾战争》的人，是那些翻墙看世界的人，是那些患有Google依赖综合症候群的人，那些能通过“泼墨门”并参考《红楼梦》八卦的人。他们怀疑官方言论，质疑政府决策，根据自己收集的信息来判断是非好恶。
其实，任何一部电影，无论有多烂，只要有周润发主演五个字，就是基本的票房保证了。但是很遗憾，《孔子》只给发哥为数不多的败笔之作加上了一部而已。或者说，发哥是被牺牲了。如果胡玫导演在宣传《孔子的时候》坦诚地说“这是为×××的献礼之作”，如果没有光腚总急的掺和，那么《孔子》未必会成为人人唾弃的过街老鼠，顶多被视作如《花木兰》《三枪拍案惊奇》之类的制作品。也许这就是好心帮倒忙的典型案例。
光腚总急狠狠的又扇了自己顶头上司真理部一个嘴巴子，政府发言人逐步的失掉本身就不强大的公信力。土鳖的一言堂的宣传方式显然不合时宜了。裆报裆台裆网正在成为一小撮人的笑话集。经济大跃进了，政体还在沿用着旧有的思维模式管理方式，按照马克思政治经济学来说，这叫做生产关系落后于生产力发展。这带来的后果，请自行翻阅《资本论》。
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